The Ticking Prostate

Male20clock_2I hate those MSN teasers that grab my attention when all I’m trying to do it check my Hotmail. Last week it was “Nontraditional Jobs For Men” (let me guess, librarian made the list? Bingo). Yesterday it was “Too Old to be a Dad,” proving Microsoft’s a little late to the old dad game, though I do have to give them credit for using a subhead like The Ticking Prostate.

I wanted to click the hell out of there and then got further sucked into the hideousness of “Having a Positive Plus-Size Pregnancy.” I was just thinking about that on the subway the other morning, how lately there has been news devoted to all the troubles with being fat and conceiving and I call bullshit. Tub o’lardness has never kept anyone from procreating. Do these writers never set foot outside? I’m not all pudge power, but really wouldn’t you think that if anything people would be more concerned with the consequences of emaciated ladies getting knocked-up? But then, MSN would have no audience for their "40 Flat Belly Foods " (which sadly, I did skim through—how the hell am I supposed to steam green beans for lunch in an office?).

6 thoughts on “The Ticking Prostate

  1. Have you ever heard the term “irritainment?” It’s a new word for an old concept, but that is EXACTLY what MSN represents to me. All their bullshit advice, lists, schemes… it’s so horrible. BUT, I can’t stop reading it. And it’s so obvious, too. Of COURSE if I only ate steamed green beans I’d have a flat belly! I’d probably have lower cholesterol, higher self esteem, and be better in bed.

  2. With havin so much content and articles do you ever run into any problems of plagorism or copyright violation? My website has a lot of exclusive content I’ve either written myself or outsourced but it appears a lot of it is popping it up all over the internet without my permission. Do you know any ways to help stop content from being stolen? I’d really appreciate it.|
    http://www.unitedscrap6.com/tag/wholesale-nfl-jerseys-china/

  3. drew brees jersey youth drew brees jersey cheap matt hasselbeck youth jersey clay matthews jersey ray lewis ravens jersey nfl size 5xl jersey JAMAAL CHARLES JERSEY chicago bears jersey ed reed jersey clay matthews jersey drew brees jersey youth tony romo jersey walmart favre jets jersey white carson palmer jersey adrian peterson jersey cheap ELI MANNING JERSEY AUTHENTIC tom brady jersey kids clay matthews jersey ed reed jersey ray lewis jersey for kids adrian peterson jersey reebok ed reed jersey carson palmer usc jersey ray lewis jersey nike aaron rodgers jersey ed reed jersey maurice jones-drew jersey Cincinnati Bengals Jersey drew brees jersey youth ray lewis ravens jersey favre vikings jersey JULIUS PEPPERS REPLICA JERSEY authentic julius peppers jersey jamaal charles jersey adrian peterson jersey reebok FAVRE VIKINGS JERSEY tony romo jersey walmart washington redskins jersey clay matthews jersey champ bailey jersey tom brady jersey kids ray lewis ravens jersey marc bulger ravens jersey drew brees jersey cheap Adrian Peterson Bears Jersey authentic julius peppers jersey charles woodson jersey drew brees jersey youth Ray Lewis jersey nike michael vick jersey cheap nfl size 5xl jersey San Diego Chargers jersey favre jets jersey marc bulger ravens jersey adrian peterson bears jersey jamaal charles jersey marc bulger ravens jersey marc bulger ravens jersey favre vikings jersey jamaal charles jersey Ray Lewis Ravens Jersey ray lewis jersey for kids clay matthews jersey tony romo jersey walmart white carson palmer jersey adrian peterson jersey cheap julius peppers replica jersey aaron rodgers jersey favre jets jersey champ bailey jersey favre jets jersey matt hasselbeck youth jersey jamaal charles jersey maurice jones-drew jersey ray lewis ravens jersey favre vikings jersey carson palmer usc jersey washington redskins jersey tom brady jersey cheap Pro Bowl Jersey san diego chargers jersey ray lewis jersey nike maurice jones-drew jersey adrian peterson jersey youth TOM BRADY JERSEY CHEAP maurice jones-drew jersey seattle seahawks jersey champ bailey jersey drew brees jersey cheap julius peppers womens jersey champ bailey jersey washington redskins jersey favre jets jersey DREW BREES PURDUE JERSEY drew brees jersey youth tom brady jersey kids adrian peterson jersey reebok Clay Matthews jersey ray lewis jersey nike drew brees purdue jersey matt hasselbeck youth jersey julius peppers womens jersey authentic julius peppers jersey white carson palmer jersey ADRIAN PETERSON JERSEY CHEAP matt hasselbeck youth jersey matt hasselbeck youth jersey marc bulger ravens jersey Washington Redskins jersey michael vick jersey cheap adrian peterson jersey cheap ray lewis jersey for kids tony romo jersey walmart chicago bears jersey tony romo jersey walmart Adrian Peterson Jersey Youth seattle seahawks jersey cincinnati bengals jersey adrian peterson jersey reebok Seattle Seahawks Jersey san diego chargers jersey aaron rodgers jersey authentic julius peppers jersey NFL SIZE 5XL JERSEY san diego chargers jersey tom brady jersey cheap tom brady jersey kids michael vick jersey cheap maurice jones-drew jersey favre jets jersey RAY LEWIS JERSEY FOR KIDS tom brady jersey kids jamaal charles jersey washington redskins jersey favre jets jersey adrian peterson jersey cheap aaron rodgers jersey authentic julius peppers jersey ray lewis jersey nike michael vick jersey cheap eli manning jersey authentic authentic julius peppers jersey CHARLES WOODSON JERSEY marc bulger ravens jersey tom brady jersey cheap julius peppers womens jersey ed reed jersey washington redskins jersey tony romo jersey walmart ray lewis jersey for kids seattle seahawks jersey Chicago Bears jersey charles woodson jersey ed reed jersey

Leave a Reply