Doovers
I’ve heard that the elderly don’t need a lot of sleep (they also eat like birds) so maybe that’s why I now go to bed at 12:30am and wake up nervous and exhausted at 5am […]
older not wiser
Elderly Selfies
A photo means less than it used it. I’m pretty sure my birthday was one of the few days of the year that I used to post a picture of myself, but now self-portraits are […]
41
I never thought I’d live to see the day where BuzzFeed ran a middle-aged list, but here it is, “20 Things New Yorkers Over 40 Did.” I haven’t done a lot of these things, actually. […]
Where the Story Ends
Last week while in Portland, Oregon I reluctantly read an article titled A Twee Grows in Brooklyn (and the twee keeps growing) about the Portlandification of said borough. I also turned 39 while in the […]
Annual Obligation
I just realized that in my crankiness that I never posted my annual I’m Another Year Older photo. Oddly enough, I don’t seem to have any from this week that I’ve been 38. Here is […]
Creeping Up the Hill
Unprompted, every year I put up a birthday photo. You know, marking passage of time and all that. This is technically a 36-year-old about five hours away from officially turning 37. Yes, it’s in a […]
Real Jeanius
Sally Brompton is useless. This “If Today is Your Birthday..” is as lamely generic as they come: July 25, 2007 — Look back over the previous 12 months and accept everything that happened. Then turn […]