Pink or Coral
Life decisions (that I can't post on Facebook or Twitter because it's too lame for public consumption–I barely think of this blog as public). Do I wear a bright coral or a hot pink on […]
Tragedies
Act Your Age
Not quite AARP, but like an upbeat, you-go-girl (woman) angel of death, More, the "magazine for women who love to act their age" is now soliciting me. I've officially arrived at middle age. Yesterday, I […]
Once In a Lifetime
I would like be obsessing over where I'm going to eat in Dubai, Bangkok, Macau and Hong Kong (I leave in 11 days!), or the insane condo we just bought (more on that later) or […]
Rays of Light
Source: ffffound.com via Brandon on Pinterest I used to think my worst nightmare would be getting dropped into a dark, seemingly bottomless sea with whales bobbing just below the surface, but now there's this.
Just Call Me Pocky
And for the third month straight, I have been attacked by massive, red, bulging zits all over my chin and smaller ones threatening to erupt beneath my nostrils (I will spare you the photo–couldn't even […]
Walking Dead
Squeamishness has never been my thing (well, except for things like using eye drops–thankfully, I still don't need glasses because I couldn't deal with contacts) but I'm being diligent about not clicking on any photos […]
How to Look Alluring
Even though the April edition of Allure I naively picked up at the gym (not realizing it was an age-focused issue) said dark hair ages you, I still dyed my hair black because I want […]
House of Horrors
I assumed The Awl’s headling “The Horrific Horror of Brooklyn” referred to a not-wholly-about-Brooklyn real estate article I read in the Times last night, but they were referring to the other horrific horror (face it, […]
Is It Normal?
I don't know if it's something Oprah actually said because I've never faithfully watched her show, but I recall years ago when she was in a slender phase that she said something along the lines […]
Local Menu Guidance
It's strange that when so much is online that old-fashioned print ads still show up at my door. Like this "Local Menu Report" um, which is just a compilation of 19 random (not truly random–the […]