Homebound Chic
Officially too old (and hot) to give a fuck. I just left the house in sweats (or I guess yoga pants, but I don't do yoga) and flipflops. Maybe ten years ago I relaxed on […]
Tragedies
Four Days Gone
Middle aged also means mammogram aged. I've known this abstractly for over 11 months, though it only rose to the forefront of my mind when being told to make my first appointment last week. (I […]
Unhinged
My keychain (Hello Kitty dressed like a lion for leos) that I had been using since at least 2000, finally fell apart. I never intended to keep it 13 years; I'm just lazy and don't […]
No Winning
When my hair was dark, my roots looked 80% silver. Now my hair is light (and lighter than two weeks ago–mostly just blonde now) and my roots look 80% black. A large part of the […]
That Old Chestnut
Because I have nothing better to do (ok, I have twenty million things I should be doing, um, like watching lots of TV and getting no real work or writing done) I started another Tumblr […]
Spring, Finally Sprung
One thing you don't think of when looking at a top floor apartment with a communal roof deck in the middle of winter is that eventually windows will be opened and residents will head outdoors. […]
Shrunken
I'm all about organization and tidiness, but when it comes to straight up scrubbing and cleaning I'm a little domestically challenged. I didn't think any harm would come from washing a newish table runner, yet […]
Do You Know What’s In Your Fridge?
Yes, all too well. But thanks for asking, Container Store. Sure, in the scheme of things kvetching about brand new modern appliances is mildly monstrous when clean water and electricity are as good as it […]
How About We…
When I say I love chain unironically I mean it. At least I think I do. Then that How about we… advertising on Eater finally go to me and I clicked. Who are all these […]
Slower and Stupider
Eventually most self-ware people come to the realization that they're mediocre (and I don't mean counter-intuitive mediocrity). That's fine. I'd take mediocre. But I'm starting think I'm subpar. Like genuinely too stupid to execute. I […]