Ant Music
Last weekend (it's lucky if I even post about things a week after they happen) I experienced the ultimate middle-aged Saturday. Kicked off by a piña colada with extra shot of Barcardi. I see Dallas […]
Star Gazing
Convalescing/Convulsing
Yeah, I know this was probably a sickness-related barf (do spinal injuries make you puke?) but I like to believe that it was induced by the inner turmoil of realizing that he will longer being […]
I Did Know I Was Pregnant
For the love of god, please make me stop watching Secretly Pregnant. Something about these do-nothing holidays always drags me into a marathon of a previously unknown-to-me cable show. I forced myself to turn off […]
Do I Need a Mentalist?
I was excited to be tipped off about Henry Thomas’ appearance on The Mentalist last week. But it turned out to be an even bigger treat because it turns out that Robin Tunney is a […]
Physically Impossible
An unamed actress is suing Amazon for publishing her real age on her IMDB profile. This has been hurtful for many reasons. "The actress also says the publication of her age has harmed her career […]
Facing the Facts
Whitney Cummings appeared on the side of James’ bag of popcorn yesterday. I also noticed someone found their way to this blog by searching Whitney Cummings looks 40. The more that I scrutinize her face, […]
Turn On Your Heart Lights
Forty years ago on this date, Henry Thomas was born in San Antonio, Texas. I wonder if he feels middle-aged? Cake photo: Between the Pages
I Know It’s Crazy, But It’s True
I’m relieved to see that Greta Gerwig has shed her post-Greenburg fat, got her self-worth back and is now allowed to participate in the Hollywood remake machine. We’ve been waiting for a mumblecore Minelli. Every […]
MILF Meaning
“Get over the semantics guys, I dont [sic] think anyone has a right to label words like MILF. The term has evolved over the years and…women do not need to be mothers anymore to be […]
I Hate the ’80s
A vast majority of my RSS feeds (I’m still trying to figure out how this is a dead technology and Facebook and Twitter can replace it) are food (personal) or ecommerce-related (work). I wouldn’t say […]