Behind Closed Doors
Kevin fucking Rahm in a split-second appearance on Bates Motel! Thankfully, there will more where this came from now that I’ve conceded that this is an ok show even though I only started watching it […]
Stalkable
Vampire Girls & Pretty Boys
I surprised myself by seeing Let Me In when I still haven’t seen the Swedish original. Based on the less nuanced title change, alone (“the right one” is an important distinction) my hopes were not […]
It’s a Conspiracy
Very occasionally I'll find myself inexplicably attracted to a fictional character. More often than not, I find myself repelled; so far, Sean Walker, a.k.a. John Ritter's son has been souring me on The Event, a […]
Dispiritualized
Are irrational attractions a common problem or just the sudden inexplicable bane of my existence? I haven't experienced the phenomena in ages, now all of a sudden men in magazines, tv, movies have started appealing […]
Ghosts of Flings Past
Odd. I just mentioned that I rarely run across men/boys who make me sit up and take notice, then Wednesday night while taking an atypical subway route after work a guy that I was fixated […]
Take a Picture, It’ll Last Longer
I kind of wish I Had taken a picture because the hottest kid I've seen in years, who I spotted buying chocolate chip cookies in Philadelphia a few weeks ago, is already fading from my […]
Always a Stalker, Never the Stalked
Sure, this is old news but Project Me!: Part 2 is no slave to timeliness or current events. I was curious just exactly which ladies Esquire was referring to when a few months ago they […]
The Marrying Kind
There are the kinds of girls you marry and those you just have fun with. Or so they say. I feel like Joel McHale is the marrying type (yes, I realize he's not a girl […]
I Heart Bit Parts
I don’t care if I get made fun of for watching dork/dude shows (I do draw the line at the new unsexy Star Trek which I unwillingly watched four episodes of this weekend) because Sarah […]