Vanity Unfair
Photo from Jezebel I don’t know what it is with men and comedy that frequently manages to rankle me. I like men; I like comedy but the two together always result in big fat double […]
No Fat Dudes
Maid in Japan
Leave it to Vice to write about a maid café with chubby waitresses. Of course Japanese fat is kind of like an American size 8 so take that as you will. I’m more caught up […]
How Much Does She Weighs
1. katherine heigl how tall how much does she weighs2. Katherine heigl 140 pounds3. Kate Winslet 140 pounds4. skinny girl margarita I couldn’t tell you how much either of these ladies weighs, but clearly the […]
Male Pattern Fatness
Of course today’s New York Times article, “The Fat Pack Wonders if the Party’s Over” is timely since I write about food and am apparently at death’s door. But what I was gratified to see […]
27 Chins
Ok, I've let this misunderstood category sit for a while, but I've been spurred back into action after reading this lovely backhanded compliment in Time Out NY's review of 27 Dresses, "…Heigl–her quivering double chin […]
Marrying Down
I could’ve added Jeff Garlin in I Want Someone to Eat Cheese With to the no fat dudes category, but see, I’m full of restraint. Who says wisdom doesn’t come with age? But there’s something […]
The Age of Love Handles
Lest you think I only criticize “fat dudes” while never offering positive alternatives, it’s only because I’m given little opportunity. Case in point, last night’s outrageous Entourage plotline (cause you know the show is completely […]
Knock-Knock Joke
I don’t have any problem with Judd Apatow, he knows from funny, but I’ve kind of blocked out anything to do with Knocked Up because I find pregnancy and baby culture so inherently repugnant that […]
The Holiday Inn(sanity)
I haven’t posted one of these sightings in a while. I guess I just haven’t been on my game, yet recent ads for The Holiday promote such glaring fat dudeness that I must object. I […]
Rolling in the Dough
Great, so flabby men are now en vogue? Obviously, TV fatsos have been getting a free pass for some time, but if it's in The Observer, um, then it must be a wide-reaching trend that […]