New Year, Same Me
I never really officially put an end to this blog, I just kind of ghosted it. But I’m trying to focus my energies elsewhere in 2017. I want to write more “real” essays and articles, […]
Mostly Me
Me, Me, Me
The other night I was called a narcissist. This was upsetting for enough reasons to make me bring it up multiple times with multiple people over the past few days (which would make me a […]
Smear Campaign
The week before last a box containing a shoebox of photos, many loose, toddler mixed with teen and my twenties, plus my baby book, arrived via UPS. Possibly because there have been Thursdays where I’ve […]
Parks and Recreation
Today is one of those days where everyone seems so smart and accomplished, and by everyone I mostly mean strangers. I posted this on Twitter so now everyone (mostly different strangers) knows I’m insecure and […]
From Bad Bobs to Blepharoplasty
It’s not clear whether I’ve become stupider or if the show has gotten smarter (likely both) but all of a sudden Bates Motel isn’t horrible. I might even say it’s good. But more importantly, Norman […]
Westward
In a few hours I’ll be heading out to Seattle, which is weird considering up until January I’d only been once in my life despite living 170 miles away for a huge chunk of my […]
Something Like Success
I was told this morning via text that because I’ve stuck with Project Me that I’m a “huge fucking success,” which only means that we all have our own definitions of what huge fucking successes […]
The Best
Maybe because my first-ever job was at a Chinese restaurant, or maybe because I ate a lot of Chinese food (not likely in Portland) I managed by my early 20s to amass a big bag […]
Dating Oneself
Do you know what happens when you go on about how 2016 is your year for good skin and start investing money and a little more time in regimens (lol regimens)? You end up with […]
East-West and Back
So, I was in Seattle and Portland the past two weeks. (And now I’m exhausted, achey, and head-coldy like 99% of the time I fly into NYC but never when I land anywhere else.) Didn’t […]