The Middle Ages: 45
“You’re a nobody. You’re a middle-aged man doing a job my retarded nephew could do.” Mr. Robot has proven more emotionally effective than I would’ve expected from a show with robot in its name. The […]
Author: Krista
Groomed For Success
Someone on Flickr “favoriting” my photo of an Avon hairbrush might be even creepier than my taking the photo in the first place. The first morning during my mom and grandma’s visit in May I […]
Plucky
Irony is often incorrectly identified as such and I’m likely misusing the term myself when I point out that it seems wrong to find a long, prominent cheek hair (staying on top of sprouting chin […]
August
1990 Hello Kitty tattoo vs. 2015 update by @ol_ash #hellokitty #tattoo #magiccobratattoo #brooklyntattoo A photo posted by Krista Garcia (@goodiesfirst) on Aug 1, 2015 at 9:55pm PDT In June I said I was going to […]
Doovers
I’ve heard that the elderly don’t need a lot of sleep (they also eat like birds) so maybe that’s why I now go to bed at 12:30am and wake up nervous and exhausted at 5am […]
Mastered
It occurred to me last night that there is also a reverse UnREAL/Catastrophe situation happening on TV: Masters of Sex. I hadn’t realized that the season-opening time jump meant that Virginia is now meant to […]
TMI IDK
I may be re-stating the obvious, but I no longer use this as an online diary. Not for lack of want but because it’s too dangerous. I have a lot to say right now too. […]
Kitchen Confidential: Phase #6
I’ve nearly accomplished my goal of having zero white in my kitchen. Once the stove is gone, that’ll be it. (And then I’ll just pack up and move, my work here is done.) It’s strange […]
Dishpan Hands
http://dishpanhands.tumblr.com/post/123212241744/even-yuppies-who-renovated-soho-lofts-had-to-wash In an attempt to take procrastination to new levels, I’ve started a new Tumblr, Nice Rack, to document the dish drying racks I see on TV. It’s a great comfort in my dishwasher-free existence. […]
Days of Independence
A photo posted by Krista Garcia (@goodiesfirst) on Jun 25, 2015 at 8:41am PDT I was feeling especially stalkery a few weeks ago and thankfully most of it is out of my system because I […]