Frankly

HPV has been having quite a year. It causes wives of Brooklyn authors to upset people on Twitter and now we all know that vaccinating against the virus will turn you retarded. For me (this […]

Grandpa-Aged

The middle ages have skipped to straight-up elderly. A new milestone in my social media world has been reached: the first person (I’m aware of)  in my graduating class has become a grandparent. Cheers to […]

New Yorkers

Carolita Johnson's tale of being tormented over the years due to her looks (having big lips in particular) is quite the read. I instantly recognized her, though, from a New York Times real estate article […]

Pugilism

Speaking of books (I think I just was), I rely on the Brooklyn Public Library for providing reading material. They’re pretty good (and even have a Gary Lutz book, not the short story collection I […]

Townies

For no other reason beyond simply wanting to (that’s a good reason to do things, I’ve started to discover) I ended up in Southeastern, Virginia, right where it nearly meshes with Tennessee, Kentucky, North Carolina […]